Prompt: write a humorous rant.
Customer Service
I love you
you know, in a platonic, ethereal sense
but I simply cannot help you
when you are being unreasonable
I understand the problem
you have explained it all quite clearly
and indeed profusely
When is it my turn to explain?
I agree
you have encountered a difficult circumstance
and my goal really was to help
when we started this conversation
I admit
you’ve worn down my patience
I now await the moment
when we will never meet again